mom: i made cookies!!
where do gifs like this even come from? the pits of hell?
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
you’re still living with your parents? haha what a fuckin’ loser. by the way how was your first day of Kindergarten did you make any new friends
i would not want to be named bert because every time you made a decision someone would be like are you sherbert
your name is bert isnt it
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit